No Miss Dial

My phone ring I pick up there is no person on the other line.

My phone ring I pick up, there’s this scammer or three on line 2 through 5.

My phone rings I pick up someone looking for Jerri, Carol, or Micheal.

My phone rings I don’t notice the number I go Hola, y no.

Now if I miss your call, and you meant to get me, I apologise.

I call back number disconnected.

I return calls that computer tells me I’m just a joker on the other line.

My phone rings I pick up, there’s a guy on the other line. I say I didn’t call he tells me to check my phone history and I’m like bro this 2021 my phone on the table and I doubt the table dialed.

This guy’s relentless, still on my case about this number and I’m like šŸ™„šŸ˜”šŸ˜³šŸ‘æ I didn’t call so I guess Satan used my digit to bounce off a satalight but no one but no one would waste their time checking history to a cellphone that was on the table no matter how much you beg, but you can get the block…ASAP.

Decent human being would have just said well you have a wonderful day and click not convince a person they had to have called some random number….like hello your fridge running? Go catch it. Leave the kiddie jokes in 09.

Because my only intentional misdial is blogging for viewers like you.

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